The Twelve Steps Of Jerkaholics Anonymous – Part 1

ICD-11 6C72 is the diagnosis. Despite the jerk-off-prohibiton, your mitt is still drawn to the worthless rag inbetween your gams. The most popular excuse: Mistress, but I was only thinking of you.The 12 steps of Jerkaholics Anonymous:1. We admitted we were powerless over jerking off - that our lives har become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power called Aggressive Reell, greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Fierce Reell. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of the rotten skin. 5. Admitted to Fierce Reell and ourselves the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have Cruel Reell remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Her to remove our shortcomings. 8. Became willing to make amends for all damages. 9. Made direct amends by sacrificing our stubborn flesh. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it to avoid further damage. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Cruel Reell, praying only for knowledge of Her will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a cruel awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to practice Her principles in all our affairs.