Application Denied

REQUEST - you are calling out to the next person in line to submit themselves to you. You grab a chunk of paper and refer to it telling the last persons name on this list is G, is there a G here? please dont use my real name I wish to remain anonomous. You scrunch the paper in your palms assuming that I chickened out but as your peer down at the floor you notice me. Looking down at me you say WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? You must be G! You pick me up inbetween your fingers and hold me in front of your face and ask WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU DO FOR ME? I then give you a tribute you pick it up in inbetween your fingers and inspect it as if you were attempting to figure out what it is ultimately you realise its a tribute and become FURIOUS as this is the most lil' tribute you have ever seen. You ask did you think this would impress me? I find it as astounding as your stature! I received many job applications and I?m about to review who can work for me. When I call your name step forward and tell me what you can do for me and you much tribute you brought. You better suggest me something good slave. Now let me see who is next. This small man? What can you offer your Supreme Persian Boss. ?. Better be good or I will crush you wih my perfect size 510 feet.